Experience has taught us that within hours, sometimes even less, of posting an email address on this web site it gets harvested by spam bots and we become inundated with slimey pink stuff, thus turning that address into a useless shit bit bucket.

We apologise for asking you to jump through hoops in order to just send email to us. We only want to make sure you are a real person.

Before using the link below to contact us with offers of ways to enlarge or reduce our body parts, bank balances or egos please think again - if you send us anything unrelated to the contents of this web site that we consider to be spam we will ensure your ISP, your host and your mother (if you have one) are told about it.

If you are not a bot or a spammer please click this link and edit the result in your email client before sending your message.

Thanks for your patience - we look forward to hearing from you!

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